Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Traditional

Santa: Ho Ho Ho, boys and girls! And what do you want for Christmas?
Stupid Kid: Santa... Why are there THREE of you?
Santa: *long silence* Do you want anything for Christmas BESIDES being put through a plate glass window?
Stupid Kid: ... umm... I'd like the Oilers to win the Cup?
Santa: Perhaps.
Stupid Kid: I'd like a Jays victory?
Santa: Easy enough. They ARE playing Baltimore... how does 6-4 sound?
Stupid Kid: Sure. And... 3rd wish for the 3rd Santa...
Santa: (to himself... Greedy little bastard, ain't he?)
Stupid Kid: Peace and love for all?
Santa: *surprised* Sure.
Stupid Kid: And me in specific?
Santa: We'll see.